Don't be a Coconut.

Brian’s tongue

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When you hear someone knock on the door when you are home alone.

laughingstation:

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me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me:
me:
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here

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avenged-sevenx:

Oh my god! *—————*

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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

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newtardispaintjob:

Beast and the Harlot

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lionversusbear:

hundredlifetimes:

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vvoodroffe:

how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg

crying omg

that poor dude how much is he getting paid for that

oh my glob, bursts of uncontrollable laughter

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snoopdong:

Shhh

do you hear that?

It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums

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